if time travel were possible, I would be eating dinosaur bacon right now.
Read Scott Dikkers’ Twitter feed at @Scott Dikkers
Original tweet posted on April 26, 2011
premise for my 1st SciFi novel: it’s 2042, celebrity-obsessed America outlaws all babies conceived w/
sperm not from Clay Aiken
Read Jad Abumrad’s Twitter feed at @JadAbumrad
Original tweet posted on May 22, 2010
One may be the loneliest number, but zero is the fattest.
Read Katie Rose Johnston’s Twitter feed at @katefeetie
Original tweet posted on April 8, 2010
Before the Happy Birthday song people just stared at each other when the cake was brought out.
Read Jon Friedman’s Twitter feed at @friedmanjon
Original tweet posted on May 13, 2010
Sometimes I wonder if we’re meant to bbq squirrels. I mean they’re everywhere and conveniently right near the grill.
Read Yaya’s Twitter feed at @Yayaa
Originally posted on May 25, 2009
People are weird. Boys are weird. Men are weird. Love is weird.
You are weird. I am weird.
Life is weird. Weird is weird.
Look, a MINOTAUR!
Read Kat Dennings’ Twitter feed at @OfficialKat
Original tweet posted on September 25, 2010
Minotaur sketch by Ethan
I’ve been staring at this
progress bar for so long that
it might be awkward if I don’t
buy it a drink soon.
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Original tweet posted on August 19, 2010